July 12th – Anet

Anet – prep: about, concerning

Seth threw back three shots of tequila in quick succession, shuddered, and turned back to the computer. He reread the email again and clicked the ‘Reply’ arrow.

“Dear Mr. Horn-Beast Editor,
Anet your recent rejection of the masterpiece I’ve spent the last three years of my life perfecting, please understand that I find your decision apish and I conclude that you are in the wrong line of work. I suggest that you tender your resignation immediately and procure another form of employment that will not tax your little knotty-pated brain.

Respectfully Yours,
Seth Mason
Brilliant Author”

Seth downed another shot of tequila, checked the email for errors, and then hit ‘Send’ on the malapropos email that he’d certainly regret in the morning.